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Girlfriend Demotivational Poster

SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?

TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L

YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Ism

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am

CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.

TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.

WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm
Cute one CBaked.

PSYCHO CHICKS - Great for Youtube Lousy for girlfriends


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


Tails on Backwards -

TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am
Tails ARE on backwards.

silent treatment -

TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~

Interview -


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.71/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.

LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem

TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without *** just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm
h***ers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?

SHE SAID - I never listened to her, that I didn't understand her, that I made her feel worthless, an empty shell... See? I do listen sometimes.

SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City


PHRASE WORDS CORRECTLY - I said to my girlfriend ‘I think we should cut ties with each other’ The next day we had to go shopping together



TAGS: bury nagging girlfriends deep love
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:34 am
My 9 year old nephew got this one!
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:32 am
Okay... It makes it less funny when we have to explain it BUT... He is SO over the whether-or-not he should kill that chick. And he did.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:29 am
And since you have yet to create a single poster guest8916, and you obviously lack the intelligence to understand most of them..Your opinion means exactly nothing. Make some posters before you criticize others.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:47 am
i thought he was using it in some kinda fancy me***hor for he's poetry this poster is dumb ne way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:48 pm
Some people don't think very hard when reading posters. and some are just retarded.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:15 pm
Thats where i adapted the phrase from but how would that make any sense in this context?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 9:12 pm
Sort of linke when you're feeling "Under the weather"
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:00 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Not sure I understand how "weather" makes sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
No he means whether. and it's funny.
guest8916 - June 27, 2010, 8:24 pm
does it mean over the weather?
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 5:58 pm
Nice. 4 out of 17 posters approved and then all the new posters get 1L bombed. Pathetic.
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 5:48 pm
Yeah I agree..., and whats with that dress..?? and the chesticles are not big enough either...

THE MONARCH - and Dr Girlfriend visit Dallas

TAGS: monarch girlfriend cartoon humor venture
Rating: 2.27/5

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Fatty - November 21, 2008, 1:43 pm
Go Team Venture!


TAGS: never trust a chick who promises that she would introduce you a girlfriend
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Anything

Sho - June 9, 2010, 12:01 am
Good kill, good kill. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:42 am
Excellent Anything! 5L's
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:24 pm
ouch!! 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:23 pm
Great poster, great disclaimer!
Cubbybear - May 26, 2010, 10:55 pm
What a true statement
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:42 pm
there are*.
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:30 pm
There's many edits I could do with this one. I shall blame it all on the rapid approval.

BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!

TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.

Angry pregnant -

Fay Wray -

TAGS: king kong s girlfriend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

twhanna - February 18, 2014, 2:05 pm
Wray was born on a ranch near Cardston in the province of Alberta, Canada

YOUR EX - She really misses you

TAGS: ex girlfriend
Rating: 4.64/5

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robbidos - March 4, 2013, 1:09 am
No, she sees you every day. And night. Even when you are sleeping.



TAGS: scooter moped pizza girlfriend italy
Rating: 4.33/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:17 am
I go there at least once a month, and believe me, they're no threat. They're only interested in their own looks, fashion, sunglasses, cell-phones, scooters....and they're all g**(ish) anyhow.

DEVIL - The voice in your head that starts speaking the moment you leave your girlfriend in a cottage with just one other guy.

MY GIRLFRIEND - says she's hungry like the wolf. That'll be raw deer carcass for dinner again tonight, then.

TAGS: wolf girlfriend dinner
Rating: 4.2/5

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CloudchaserS - March 23, 2013, 12:28 am
As a furry who is a red wolf, I approve of this (the favorite prey of wild red wolves is deer)


TAGS: sandwich love girlfriend
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

WereSteaminCleveland - August 27, 2011, 11:54 am
'a lot' or just one phail? i suck.
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 2:40 am
Speeling fale x too.


BRAD GARRET AND HIS GIRLFRIEND - Proving money is everything

TAGS: brad garret girlfriend money h** girl
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by american1459

union - July 29, 2009, 8:45 am
She's nothing special.

FAIL - When your girlfriend waves bye to you before her vacation at grandma's house.

TAGS: fail girlfriend
Rating: 2.74/5

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MyChemicalRomanceChick - February 11, 2011, 10:33 pm
*sighs* I told her, her 7 days was up.
Mindfuck - July 27, 2009, 7:39 pm
when you see it, you will **** bricks..... LOOK!! to the left of that house thing. Is the girl from the RING.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:14 am
in my case that is how my gf goes to visit her grandma... wish shed go for a visit...

PLUTO - Your girlfriend is just as hot.

TAGS: girlfriend
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

rerun - March 26, 2011, 10:38 pm

yea, feel the excitement
VinceVicious - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
@Planetz31 haha. This comment marks my return to Motifake
Planetz31 - May 29, 2009, 9:26 am
Thats not even pluto its the moon
Hendo - May 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Pluto isn't a planet
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:34 am
Robin Williams: "Don't visit the planet Pluto. It's a real Mickey Mouse place to go." (Spoken as "Mork")


TAGS: tiger woods blonde girlfriend wanted
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Steamboatwilly - December 16, 2009, 9:28 am
Girlfriends MUST be white. No nappy heads! These were O.J.`s rules too.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:21 am
I wonder if Jack is thinking that his records are looking better every day

A SCREAM - sometimes helps when you see your girlfiend at motifake.com

TAGS: scream girlfriend
Rating: 2.18/5

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WhiteRaven - January 31, 2009, 8:32 am
Especially if CubbyBear is involved.
RnR - August 13, 2008, 10:03 am
... esspecially if she appears in a "2 girls, 1 cup..."

HAVING TROUBLE? - Your girlfriend has the same vision problem when you take your pants off.

GIRLFRIENDS - You try to make them stop crying one moment and the next they try to bite your arm off

passive aggressive -

If i were you -

TAGS: small girlfriend thought holiday vacation
Rating: 5/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:47 pm