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Girlfriend Demotivational Poster


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239755
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm, #238186
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am, #237965
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm, #237954
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm, #237953
they always do


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Ism

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm, #248179
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm, #241272
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am, #241206
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am, #241199
:-D


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am, #232471
This has to be remembered...;)


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am, #228697
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am, #228603
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230444
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230417
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am, #230403

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....




DUTCH OVENS -


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm, #207961
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm, #207924
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207921
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm, #207920
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207919
Granddad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207918
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm, #207917
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207916
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207915
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm, #207914
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm, #207912
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm, #207911
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm, #207894
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207891
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207890
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm, #207889
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm, #207888
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm, #207886
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm, #207884
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am, #207827
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am, #207776
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm, #207729
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm, #207727
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm, #207726
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm, #207724
I don't understand?


SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am, #216457
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm, #216359
Cute one CBaked.


PSYCHO CHICKS - Great for Youtube Lousy for girlfriends




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am, #176677
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176676
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176675
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am, #176674
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am, #176673
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am, #176672
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am, #176671
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am, #176658
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am, #176657
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am, #176642

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am, #176641
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm, #174241
5 lions you've conceived.


WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -




Tails on Backwards -


TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm, #245544
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am, #245540
Tails ARE on backwards.


silent treatment -


TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm, #246757
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am, #246548
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm, #246527
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm, #246525

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm, #246524

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


Interview -




TIME TO GET A REAL LIFE - Timmy


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.71/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm, #163451
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am, #163035
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.


LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem


TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without *** just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm, #136877
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm, #136876
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm, #136875
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm, #136874
h***ers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #136820
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?


SHE SAID - I never listened to her, that I didn't understand her, that I made her feel worthless, an empty shell... See? I do listen sometimes.




SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City




POP -




INNOCENT LOVE -




OVER THE WHETHER -


TAGS: bury nagging girlfriends deep love
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:34 am, #182263
My 9 year old nephew got this one!
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:32 am, #182260
Okay... It makes it less funny when we have to explain it BUT... He is SO over the whether-or-not he should kill that chick. And he did.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:29 am, #182257
And since you have yet to create a single poster guest8916, and you obviously lack the intelligence to understand most of them..Your opinion means exactly nothing. Make some posters before you criticize others.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:47 am, #182251
i thought he was using it in some kinda fancy me***hor for he's poetry this poster is dumb ne way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:48 pm, #182195
Some people don't think very hard when reading posters. and some are just retarded.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:15 pm, #182192
Thats where i adapted the phrase from but how would that make any sense in this context?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 9:12 pm, #182191
Sort of linke when you're feeling "Under the weather"
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:00 pm, #182190
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Not sure I understand how "weather" makes sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 8:36 pm, #182189
No he means whether. and it's funny.
guest8916 - June 27, 2010, 8:24 pm, #182187
does it mean over the weather?
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 5:58 pm, #182178
Nice. 4 out of 17 posters approved and then all the new posters get 1L bombed. Pathetic.
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 5:48 pm, #182175
Yeah I agree..., and whats with that dress..?? and the chesticles are not big enough either...


THE MONARCH - and Dr Girlfriend visit Dallas


TAGS: monarch girlfriend cartoon humor venture
Rating: 2.27/5

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Fatty - November 21, 2008, 1:43 pm, #38426
Go Team Venture!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: never trust a chick who promises that she would introduce you a girlfriend
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - June 9, 2010, 12:01 am, #179555
Good kill, good kill. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:42 am, #177986
Excellent Anything! 5L's
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #177939
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:24 pm, #177937
ouch!! 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:23 pm, #177936
Great poster, great disclaimer!
Cubbybear - May 26, 2010, 10:55 pm, #177935
What a true statement
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:42 pm, #177934
there are*.
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:30 pm, #177933
There's many edits I could do with this one. I shall blame it all on the rapid approval.


BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!


TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm, #105723
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.


Angry pregnant -




Fay Wray -


TAGS: king kong s girlfriend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

twhanna - February 18, 2014, 2:05 pm, #253080
Wray was born on a ranch near Cardston in the province of Alberta, Canada


YOUR EX - She really misses you


TAGS: ex girlfriend
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by jdog97

robbidos - March 4, 2013, 1:09 am, #244039
No, she sees you every day. And night. Even when you are sleeping.


NAUSEA -




PHRASE WORDS CORRECTLY - I said to my girlfriend ‘I think we should cut ties with each other’ The next day we had to go shopping together




ONLY IN AMERICA -


TAGS: scooter moped pizza girlfriend italy
Rating: 4.33/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:17 am, #187450
I go there at least once a month, and believe me, they're no threat. They're only interested in their own looks, fashion, sunglasses, cell-phones, scooters....and they're all g**(ish) anyhow.


DEVIL - The voice in your head that starts speaking the moment you leave your girlfriend in a cottage with just one other guy.




MY GIRLFRIEND - says she's hungry like the wolf. That'll be raw deer carcass for dinner again tonight, then.


TAGS: wolf girlfriend dinner
Rating: 4.2/5

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CloudchaserS - March 23, 2013, 12:28 am, #244591
As a furry who is a red wolf, I approve of this (the favorite prey of wild red wolves is deer)


A GIRLFRIEND IN COLLEGE -


TAGS: sandwich love girlfriend
Rating: 4/5

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WereSteaminCleveland - August 27, 2011, 11:54 am, #223588
'a lot' or just one phail? i suck.
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 2:40 am, #223576
Speeling fale x too.


DEATH -




BRAD GARRET AND HIS GIRLFRIEND - Proving money is everything


TAGS: brad garret girlfriend money h** girl
Rating: 3.08/5

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union - July 29, 2009, 8:45 am, #101777
She's nothing special.


FAIL - When your girlfriend waves bye to you before her vacation at grandma's house.


TAGS: fail girlfriend
Rating: 2.74/5

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MyChemicalRomanceChick - February 11, 2011, 10:33 pm, #212249
*sighs* I told her, her 7 days was up.
Mindfuck - July 27, 2009, 7:39 pm, #100974
when you see it, you will **** bricks..... LOOK!! to the left of that house thing. Is the girl from the RING.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:14 am, #28864
in my case that is how my gf goes to visit her grandma... wish shed go for a visit...


PLUTO - Your girlfriend is just as hot.


TAGS: girlfriend
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - March 26, 2011, 10:38 pm, #215331

yea, feel the excitement
VinceVicious - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm, #215328
@Planetz31 haha. This comment marks my return to Motifake
Planetz31 - May 29, 2009, 9:26 am, #82858
Thats not even pluto its the moon
Hendo - May 5, 2009, 11:44 pm, #78098
Pluto isn't a planet
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:34 am, #46802
Robin Williams: "Don't visit the planet Pluto. It's a real Mickey Mouse place to go." (Spoken as "Mork")


TIGER WOODS - I WANT YOU -


TAGS: tiger woods blonde girlfriend wanted
Rating: 2.36/5

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Steamboatwilly - December 16, 2009, 9:28 am, #146162
Girlfriends MUST be white. No nappy heads! These were O.J.`s rules too.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:21 am, #146126
I wonder if Jack is thinking that his records are looking better every day


A SCREAM - sometimes helps when you see your girlfiend at motifake.com


TAGS: scream girlfriend
Rating: 2.18/5

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WhiteRaven - January 31, 2009, 8:32 am, #56142
Especially if CubbyBear is involved.
RnR - August 13, 2008, 10:03 am, #14203
... esspecially if she appears in a "2 girls, 1 cup..."


HAVING TROUBLE? - Your girlfriend has the same vision problem when you take your pants off.




GIRLFRIENDS - You try to make them stop crying one moment and the next they try to bite your arm off




passive aggressive -




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